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 Post subject: Religious Dildos
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 pm 
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Ever want to get your clam jammed by Jesus?
Screwed by Satan?
Butt banged by Buddha?
Nasty rubbed by a Nun?
Gored by a gothic Grim Reaper?

Now you can! Blowfish Sex Toys.

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Ideal for black masses and heavy metal video shoots, the Devil dildo features a very handsome Mephistophelean face, and comes complete with beard, horns, and even a pitchfork (we love the classics!).


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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:31 pm 
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And for those that just like to fuck other people over: The Judas Dildo!

I guess you need to have a real fucking sense of humor to enjoy these. (insert giant fake laugh Ho ho ho hahahaha!)


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I laugh at this, its very silly.

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that is funny stuff.

I'm not even going to ask how you came across that link - no pun intended.

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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lmao XD Jesus Fckn Christ :lol:
got a good laugh out of this one
might have to get one for my morman mother in law lol

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That is amazing! I want one of each just to put on display! Ohh the conversations it will start hahahahah

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Rainbow4vr wrote:
That is amazing! I want one of each just to put on display! Ohh the conversations it will start hahahahah

You're right about that!

A few years ago, my brother bought me a big red candle in the shape of a penis with testicles. The wick came out of the tip and apparently it dripped white wax but I never lit it to find out. I used it as a centerpiece on my kitchen table to see what people's reactions would be- most people were too shocked or embarrassed to ask me about it, others made jokes but some were concerned at my perversity and demanded an explanation. :twisted:

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Lyria wrote:
some were concerned at my perversity and demanded an explanation. :twisted:


I would say very shocked and confused "That's a penis?!?" then go about my business. haha

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While looking at that site I noticed a section for "realistic dildos." If any of you have knowledge in this particular area (doesn't have to be firsthand), I have a question (in all seriousness)....

When people buy these things, are they usually wanting to upgrade or downgrade from what they are currently getting with their partner(s)??
I'm talking about size here (check out the specs).

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/re ... ildos.html

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Lyria wrote:
While looking at that site I noticed a section for "realistic dildos." If any of you have knowledge in this particular area (doesn't have to be firsthand), I have a question (in all seriousness)....

When people buy these things, are they usually wanting to upgrade or downgrade from what they are currently getting with their partner(s)??
I'm talking about size here (check out the specs).

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/re ... ildos.html

I am thinking a few things here. Maybe it's a way to involve the fantasy of a third person without the actual mess...of a third person. Or could be for lesbians who want to fulfill their need to be of the male sex with their partners( as a woman who had a relationship with another woman for 7 years in my early 20s I know this one first hand). Or could be homosexual males wanting a bit more ( I saw the one where you slip it over your own penis). Could be for a woman on her own needing an accessory to go with her fantasy time. That's all I could think of.

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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Thanks for the reply Noctuary, but I think you misunderstood my question.

I was not asking for reasons why people would buy/use dildos, as that is quite obvious. There are a number of issues around size however, so I am attempting to get more information on how much it matters, and what people tend to prefer in their fake accessories.

My question is: In the matter of size, do people generally buy a dildo that is larger than their partner(s) in order to kick things up a notch or two, or do you think that they buy dildos that are the same size or smaller than their partner(s)?

Unfortunately Lesbians can't really contribute much to this as neither they or their partners have penises. They would be able to ask their friends though and post what they have found.

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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Ahh, ok. So here are some thoughts on the whole size thing.

I have read quite a few erotic gay stories (and straight ones) And sometimes they use these dildos to stretch you out a bit in your naughty bits. When I was with my girlfriend, we would go shopping on a regular basis for cucumbers. And both of us would stand in the middle of the produce aisle comparing cucumbers. Each of us would pick our own. And they were always different. I assume to each their own. Some people want to feel comfy, and some want to see what the fuck they can stuff up their holes (Google Efuckt.com and you will see what horrid things go in there!) :shock:

I personally, would buy one the same to my parther. I would hate for him to feel like a dingy in my ocean after the Titanic has been floating around.

*it's past 1am and I am sorta looopy. hehehehe

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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Thanks again Noctuary for taking the time to reflect on this.

Although I am aware of the many different things people cram in their orifices, in the land of "Realistic" dildos, do you think it would be any different? These are only supposed to be the sizes and shapes of real penises.

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/re ... ildos.html

Do you think many people buy the smaller ones, or are they all going for the Big Boi (which is still not as big as some actual men I've seen).

Also, I liked what you said about the dingy in your ocean. :lol:

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I listen to a certain podcast on a daily basis. The female of the trio is a lesbian. And she's talked before about purchasing very large dildos. She said her eyes were bigger than her vagina. I have a feeling those really big boi ones...don't get used as often. Though in all the porn I watch with dildos included, they tend to be of normal size. Maybe it's just variety. Though I bet if he both google hard enough we can find an actual poll or study on the preferred size. And I wonder if it varies from culture to culture. I don't think big bois might sell too well in Asia. Those Asian women seem to have the tiniest holes...or they just fake the whole I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH INSIDE WHILE YOUR GIANT DONG PUSHES AT MY INTESTINES kinda look down pat.

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Noctuary wrote:
And I wonder if it varies from culture to culture. I don't think big bois might sell too well in Asia. Those Asian women seem to have the tiniest holes...or they just fake the whole I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH INSIDE WHILE YOUR GIANT DONG PUSHES AT MY INTESTINES kinda look down pat.
:lol: People go on and on about size, but I guess many of these people wouldn't know what to do with the Big one if/when they finally brought it home. :shock: If I were to buy one of these realistic ones from the site above, every single one of them including the big boi are smaller than my partner, which is sort of why I was asking in the first place. People tend to want/buy what they don't have (similar to people who have straight hair and want curly). If you already have something big, would most people go bigger or smaller in their toys?

I have many male friends, and they are not able to have this conversation with me, so its difficult to get answers for these random questions of mine sometimes. Thank you for indulging me Noctuary. 8)
Btw, you have been slacking on your "Question of the Day" thread. You should post more- I really enjoy the reflection your questions create.

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