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 Post subject: Religious Dildos
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 pm 
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Ever want to get your clam jammed by Jesus?
Screwed by Satan?
Butt banged by Buddha?
Nasty rubbed by a Nun?
Gored by a gothic Grim Reaper?

Now you can! Blowfish Sex Toys.

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Ideal for black masses and heavy metal video shoots, the Devil dildo features a very handsome Mephistophelean face, and comes complete with beard, horns, and even a pitchfork (we love the classics!).

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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:31 pm 
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And for those that just like to fuck other people over: The Judas Dildo!

I guess you need to have a real fucking sense of humor to enjoy these. (insert giant fake laugh Ho ho ho hahahaha!)

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I laugh at this, its very silly.

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that is funny stuff.

I'm not even going to ask how you came across that link - no pun intended.

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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lmao XD Jesus Fckn Christ :lol:
got a good laugh out of this one
might have to get one for my morman mother in law lol

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:02 pm 
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That is amazing! I want one of each just to put on display! Ohh the conversations it will start hahahahah

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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Rainbow4vr wrote:
That is amazing! I want one of each just to put on display! Ohh the conversations it will start hahahahah

You're right about that!

A few years ago, my brother bought me a big red candle in the shape of a penis with testicles. The wick came out of the tip and apparently it dripped white wax but I never lit it to find out. I used it as a centerpiece on my kitchen table to see what people's reactions would be- most people were too shocked or embarrassed to ask me about it, others made jokes but some were concerned at my perversity and demanded an explanation. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Religious Dildos
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some were concerned at my perversity and demanded an explanation. :twisted:


I would say very shocked and confused "That's a penis?!?" then go about my business. haha

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